[Sulley storms off after sending a hard look to Mike] And Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something that cannot be taught. ), Mike: Okay, Oozmas... [turns around only to see Squishy] Ah! Mike: [looks down, thinking about it, then looks back at the Dean] Deal. So, I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue in the Scaring Program. (He slaps his reflection.). I can't believe it! "Every one of your skills will be put to the test. Don Carlton: Mike. Johnny Worthington: You take it easy on Grandpa! In Monsters University, ΣΣK was eliminated in the second event of the Scare Games. [tries to squeeze through the large crowd] Sorry, I'm late. I wish I had your confidence, Mike. Hey, you hear that? She picks up the destroyed canister, and walks past the duo. So long, Sull. Johnny Worthington: Hey! How do I become a Scarer? Merv: Wazowski! This is a party for scare students. There's no one type of scarer. Mike: "To frighten the child is the point of a scare, if you frighten a teen, then scarer beware!" (walks over to the window and looks outside) I just can't wait to get started. What are you doing up there?! Terry: Technically we haven't actually had a party here yet. Just one more! Folks, today is your lucky day. [A suited monster enters one of the labs] Looks like a professor's about to test a door. Johnny: Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt has got future scarer written all over him. [One young monster blows fire at his running friend] What did I just say? Mike: Ah! Sulley: That's because you don't belong here. Claire Wheeler: Next group to the starting line. Terry: We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic. Come on. Come on, dig deep! Ray: Wazowski. Come on aboard! (Fell backwards onto more Glow Urchin's.) Mike: (angry) You'll never know what it's like to fail! Open your text books to chapter three. Monsters University (2013) Charlie Day as Art. Watch. [Mike stares at him] Okay, so it's kinda cheating! My one souvenir from a lifetime of scaring. Young Mike: That's okay. Mike: You were right. Don Carlton: You're about the scarest fellow I've ever seen. Only to slowly turn around and see what made them stare in awe. CDA Officer: Alright everybody, clear out! Jul. Don: [opens the door and waves to the duo] Hey there, team-mateys! Sulley: I...yes, I did. Fourth place, PNKS! The Scare Games! Terri: She invited us to join next semester. Sulley: [Lips were swollen] Take that, Wazowski! Sulley: Alright, Wazowski, what's the plan? Mike entered the bus. Ahead of them, Mike saw the rest of the kids way ahead of them] Come on, Karen, we're falling behind. Terri: We can't go in there without some scented candles. I guess we just weren't what old Hairdscrabble was looking for. Don't worry about anyone else. Dean Hardscrabble: No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive. Mike: That is a shadow approach with a crackle holler. Sulley: Mike, I don't know a single scarer who can do what you do. Claire Wheeler: Yeah, sorry. Dean: Surprise me? Perhaps I should keep an eye for more... surprises, like you in my program. I don't really want him to touch it either. Oozma Kappa sadly looks at Sulley and leaves him. Featured in groups See All. Mike: We're gonna win this thing tomorrow, Sulley, I can feel it! Sir! By far the strangest member of the Oozma Kappas, Art bowls over the competition—sometimes literally—with his unique dexterity and wild-card ways. But, HSS can't hide from the event officials well enough, so they are done for! Come on over, guys. Marie. This is all my fault. In the morning! I look forward to having you back in class. All the members of Oozma Kappa appear at the finish line. Ah. AU $8.50 postage. Mike: Hey, did you see me ride the pig? Mike: I don't know, I've kinda got my own technique. It was all me. Ma, I don't want him to touch it. Chet: Oh. Come and get me! Mike's the one who started all this. Terri: Thank you! 50 up and down. #Sex. Claire Wheeler: They're crazy dangerous. Right here! Okay! Do you promise to look out for your brothers... [His mother starts to put clothing in the wash machine] No matter what the peril... [The wash machine kicks on. I beat you! Dean: [doesn't bother to look his way] Well, then. Now, I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town. but-James, wait! That was awesome! He tries to escape. I don't even work out. Young Mike: Come on, guys! Kid: [pushes Mike away] Out of the way, Wazowski. Art: Yeah, me neither. I'm gonna be a scarer! Brock Pearson: Which leads up to the final event! Mike: [snatches a paper from the booth] The scare what now? Mike: How come you never told me that before? Dean Hardscrabble: [off-screen] You're not scary. Claire Wheeler: MU Greek Council! I can't touch them. Basic snarl. Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning to see who will be moving on in the scaring program, and who will not. We need a new team. Don Carlton: Look. (The pig crawls around Sulley) Woah! ROR's are the best scarers on campus, Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley. Terri: 5, 6, 7, 8... 7, 8, turn! Which scare do you use? While, Sulley watched his friend speed away. We're going on a little field trip. Which scare do you use? Do not step over the line. Little green guy at 2 o'clock! Mike: We flunk that that scaring final, we are done. Mike: Where are you going? Your team doesn't qualify. Mike: So have I. KID #2 Yeah, me too! Check! Just let it happen. Claire shows a bunch of glow urchins in the tunnel. Sorry. Frank McCay: Well, hey, you're in luck. Mike: My chances are just as good as yours. Log In. We got the letter! Don't listen to him! Squishy: We made a list of our strengths and weaknesses. (an alarm goes off) What's going on? Like... Bill Sullivan? 4. Mike: When I'm a scarer, life will be a nonstop party. Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen, 'cause we're building a fort! Sulley: (Laughing.) Great choice! - Can we touch it? Stop the bus! What are you gonna do? But everything in my life has lead to this moment. Mike. My Aunt Phyllis! [The crowd cheers and they turn to see Oozma Kappa.]. It's just a little heart attack! That is crazy! Mike? OK, OK. But it had 'sales' slashed off, and Scare Student in its place.). Don: (to Squishy) You son of a gun. We're celebrating! Nobody reads the school paper. Director Dan Scanlonsays of him he is "that [weird] college guy you don’t know anything about", and that … AU $29.00. (The pig rushes up a dresser) I got him! Excited to live with you, and laugh with you, [sadly] And cry with you. While Mike sat there, he remembered what everyone told him. You're one of us now, okay? Sulley: Your room? [after a few seconds, he quickly pointed] Kiosk! (Archie grabs Mike's beloved hat and takes off) Ack! [Naomi Jackson prompty blows fire at the cardboard as they are eliminated from the games.]. Dean: Now, let's continue with the exams. [Several kids are roaring over him] Hey, I got a really good one. Don Carlton. Don Carlton: Just think of me as your big brother that's marrying your mother! View All Videos (5) Monsters University Quotes. You haven't see the last of Mike Wazowski. What am I doing. Monsters Inc. was a very charming entry into the Pixar library of animated features.Naturally, fans of the film definitely wanted a sequel starring Mike and Sully. (PNK member roars.). Mrs. Graves: Well, Michael. (He glanced out the nearby window, and saw sheriffs pulling up.) Squishy: (desperately) No! Mrs. Graves approached Mike, who looked downtroddened. [Mike takes the keys] You know, your roommate is a scaring major too. The Toxicity Challenge! And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just... Dean Hardscrabble: I can just, what? Squishy: (He let out a depressed sigh.) [winks at Mike]. Watch the eye! Dean Hardscrabble: I expect you off campus by tomorrow. We're OK! 06. Please, don't do that! Dean: Very well. I still have his rookie card. Mike: I will tell you exactly what to do and how to do it. Mike: No way! Young Mike: Hey guys, watch this one! Slug: (Hearing the bell ringing) Ah, man! Sulley: Archie the Scare Pig. It is the fourteenth film produced by Pixar and the prequel to 2001's Monsters, Inc. Genre: Adventure, Animation, Comedy This time tomorrow, the whole school is finally gonna see what Mike Wazowski can do. I get it. Mike stands there staring at the school, even after Faye and the rest of the tour left. [as the Oozmas are watching the Scare Floor at Monsters Inc. in order for Mike to show them what it takes to be Scarers, they soon get caught by the Security Guards with their flashlights] The cupcakes land on Randy's head, spelling LAME. Mrs. Graves: [chuckles sarcastically] Please don't call me Karen. The cupcake with the P on it was upside down, which he fixes) That could've been embarasing. Sheriff: (At the scratches that just appeared on the wall.) Dean: [slowly turns around] And what would that prove? Outside the door, the screams filled every canister and flickered the lights. You guys are awesome! Sulley: Yes, it does. We're happy to have you! I can't be late on the first day! The Abominable Snowman: Alright newbies, quit goofing around. Hey, wait, what are you guys...? You're not scary. But hey, if you really want to work for a scare company, they're always... hiring in the mailroom. (Mike raises his hand.) Why, I could sneak up on a field mouse in a pillow factory. But Mike said, if we win they're letting us in the Scaring Program. (hugs Sherri Squibbles, only for his suction cups to stick to her) Oh, a little stuck. He's Fear Tech's mascot. Sulley: Howdy, Jimmy Sullivan. Johnny Worthington: [whistling] Hey, quiet, quiet! I'm a five year old afraid of spiders and Santa Claus. We're built...for other things. A professor opens a door to the human world, and Mike glimpses a sleeping child. He smiles at finally being heard. Monsters Inc. Worker: That's right! Trying not to get caught by the librarian] And things are getting interesting. I doubt that very much. Just touch it. Sherri Squibbles: Ooh, scary. Cool! No. You pulled off the biggest scare this school's ever seen! In that order! Mike: Out of my way! Brock Pearson: The EEKS have been eliminated! Mike: Hooray! (He was suddenly tackled by one of the officers.). I'm sorry. He finally manages to slide down. 1. After scaring all those teens, PNK is trapped, which means elimination! We're not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win, right here. [pulls out a nickel the size of his lone pupil] I wish I had pockets. Chet: [Randell becomes invisible] Oh, where did he go? #Breasts. Aren't you even a little nervous? I just thought I'd drop by to see the... terrifying faces joining my program. Brock Pearson: We don't have any human toys, but thanks to MU biology department, we found a close second. Trust me when I say you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy. Guard: Hey! Our selection features favorite characters such as Moana, Coco, BB-8, Elsa and Anna from Frozen, Vanellope and Ralph from Wreck-it Ralph, Ducktales, and more! Sound familiar for other parents? No pushing, no biting and no fire breathing. James P. Sullivan. A moment later, and Mike gets his picture taken. Brock Pearson: Yeeeah! A wide smile is glued to the young monster's face], Frank McCay: [approaches the kid, who backs away] That was real dangerous, kid. Randall: [his heart camo vanishes, and is replaced with purple reptilian skin, irritated] That's the last time I lose to you... Sullivan! Yes. [the ref removes some of the gel from Georgie's foot and touches the spot he removed the gel from with a Urchin. 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